this is the dawning of the age of Obama

According to Obama's Facebook he was born August 4, 1961. This is 2011. That would make him 50 this upcoming August.

His Myspace had him listed as 52 years old in 2009.

People often say that "none of us are getting any younger". Well, that's not true. Obama is.
I, for one, say that that isn't fair, but, hey, what can I do. I am just one man.

...either that, or he's a liar...

...BUT, as Yahoo Serious said in Young Einstein "If you can't trust the governments of the world, who can you trust?"

It's gonna bring you down...huah!!

AND YOU THOUGHT WRESTLING WAS FAKE!! NOT IN MEXICO

IT AMAZES ME HOW THESE GUYS PLAY WITHOUT NO ELECTRICITY!!! IT MUST BE A FOREIGN THING

way better than Come On Eileen

He-Man was gay*

A lot has been made about the homosexual themes in the He-Man universe. And, many a young male began examine their He-Man action figure, feeling oddly uncomfortable at the sight of his flowing Prince Valiant hair-do, his oiled, ridiculously muscled torso and tiny furred Speedo. And, a look on his face that conveyed the act of physical love, captured in mid-grunt.

If He-Man represented a more subtle form of molestation, Skeletor was the polar opposite. His studded black leather costume was reminiscent of a demonic leather daddy, who could have easily graced the covers of many a death-metal album and certain magazines they always sold behind the counter at the convenience store. Way behind.

Some of you are turning up your noses at the idea of homosexual overtones--we assure you, we do not take the topic lightly.

Let us simply list for you some names of actual He-Man characters:

RAM MAN

TUNG LASHOR

MANTENNA

STINKOR

...there was also SNOUT POUT and EXTENDAR

and, of course, FISTO

*plagiarized from Cracked

FOOD YOU WILL NEVER EAT AGAIN THATS IF YOU EVER ATE IT IN THE FIRST PLACE???