This is why the road is closed

Recent rains here in California caused some roads to be blocked because of mudslides. But then there was this:

GWAR getting down with an XBox

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Just Like Fuck

Hello for all of you that dont know i am hepkatjose the burrito king
 and right now im just like fuck first off let me tell you i worked on
 x-mas eve and i could not believe how man sorry ass sacks of shit
 came into the market i work at whose shall remain nameless for fear
 of slandering their good name but anyway all day long i put up with
 fuckin old people buyin olive loaf and liver cheese and ham salad
 for 8 hours with the sounds of stepping out by joe jackson running
 through my head every hour just made me want to scream NO!! FUCK
YOU!! YOU OLD ASS DECREPID FUCKERS YOU GET NO LUNCH MEATS
 GO HOME TO YOUR SHANTY THAT SMELLS OF CAT PISS AND MOTH BALLS
 CURL UP UNDER YOUR ELECTRIC BLANKET AND FUCKING DIE!!! but anyway
 all of this makes no sense and as you can tell i hate working on christmas eve ill be back
 soon with more shit that makes no sence that makes me just like fuck.

 I want to leave you with this image take it anyway you want but i think its funny.
 so until next time: CATCH YOU ON THE FLIPSIDE..

Giga Puddi

Chicken Sandwich Carl

Rocco