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Bull Ice

...after a night of loud punk music and heavy drug use we woke up the next morning with only a few bucks between us. We just had enough for a couple of 50 cent Tacos a Tripas and then we decided to see what alcohol we could find at some little shithole liquor store next door to Tacos El Rey.

The heavens were shining upon us that day as we saw one of the most amazing spectacles known to man. 22 oz bottles of beer for 49 cents!
It was called Bull Ice. We never heard of it but for that price it would be our new favorite beer. We stepped out into the burning sun of that August morning and took a healthy swig.
It cost 49 cents a bottle. I think we got ripped off. It tasted like old pennies and mold and there was shit floating in it that looked like fish food. I think we managed to swallow that mouthful but we were done. We spilled it out and toadstools grew out of the ground where it flowed into the ground to return to the hell from whence it came.
It wasn't the worst beer I ever had. That came later when Big Boss Jake Mocha tried brewing his own beer at home. It tasted exactly the way that a sweaty fat homeless man with log hair and a ZZ Top beard smells.
When discussing the worst beers ever Big Boss is the winner. But I'll never forget the 49 cent Bull Ice

It's been years since I had it but now that I know it's real and it's still being sold I want to try it again.

Music to cut up monkeys by

(Dedicated to Lisa Barbato)

This is the story of the Trou Macaque
The pine box derby - the monkey track


Squirrel Nut Zippers - Trou Macacq (1998)


When the veil was torn from our face
We became the monkeys riding the race

Elizabeth Warren

The Bongos - Number with Wings

Cheesy Australian new wave...

...you know you like it

...and a duck will lead them

SOTD: Better Run Through the Jungle

Don't look Back!

I'm in a pissy mood. Don't know what it is. I think I walked in on myself for the first time acting like an adult. It disgusted me.

I'm in the mood for some Lydia Lunch. Sonic Youth's "Death Valley 69" or Teenage Jesus and the Jerks' "Orphans" usually accommodate this sort of mood but tonight I'm yearning for something different.

I'm in the mood for this:

History Completes Itself

Before there was Youtube - there were Federated Group commercials

Shadoe Stevens IS FREDerated

Beware the motherfuckin Klamrisk

Descendents!!!!

Whats up everyone hepkatjose here checkin in
rite quick to share this video of the descendents
performing myage at a show in sydney check it out
i got it from descendents.com check it out they will be coming back to
L.A. this september playing with the dead milkmen
so i expect all of you in the area to FUCKING BE THERE!!!!! when it happens
enough of that shit enjoy the video

Watch Descendents and other great gigs on Moshcam.

No matter what the descendents will never change.
This is hepkatjose sayin Catch you on the flipside.

Fuck its been awhile...

What's up everyone? It's HepkatJose using my moment of clarity
to post something that I think is useful to someone somewhere
if that even makes sense????But anyway I was just thinking - what
happened to cartoons?? You remember those things we used to watch when we were
kids not the PC bullshit my children watch but those good ol smokin,drinkin,
and sometimes racist. huh? where is that shit?? I don't know
so I stumbled across this shit check it out..

This is Hepkatjose saying:Catch you on the flipside.

Simpler Times

Fuck You Flowers!!

Bow Wow - Oh Wow, man

Pac Man, 7Up, and Kim Carnes???

Take Kim Carnes singing Bette Davis Eyes with altered lyrics, turn Pac Man red, and put them in a 7Up commercial:


Here's a longer version of the song:


Who knew that the 7Up spot was related to Pac Man?

HAPPY CINCO DE NACHO!!!

Well happy cinco de mayo to all you drunkards
cinco de mayo dosent really mean much to anyone
its a day for us to eat mexican food such as
carne asada tacos,burritos nachos get wasted on shitty mexican beer and so on and so forth now
im talking real mexican food not that taco bell shit but anyway i just want to say happy 5th de mayo eat drink and be stupid and by the way i ate chinese food
and drank some bud light....

this is hepkatjose just push play pendeko!! Catch you on the flipside....

Mr. T's Commandments

Possibly the greatest album ever recorded.

1 Mr.T's Commandment
2 Don't Talk to Strangers
3 The Toughest Man in the World
4 Mr.T, Mr.T (He Was Made for Love)
5 The One and Only Mr.T
6 No Dope No Drugs
7 You Got to Go Through it

"No Dope No Drugs"

(This awsomeness times seven!!)



DOWNLOAD FOOL

One Eye Open - Poo Poo Kiss

SOTD: Hepcat - I Can't Wait

SOTD: Little Roger and the Goosebumps - Fudd on the Hill (1968)

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Why just Google it when you can Google it Elmer Fudd style

Married...with Aquabats

It's the Bat Commander in the red cap:


...you may turn off the idiot box, now.

Descendents? no its stephen egerton

Hello all well its been a while since ive been on here
im stopping by to put this song its a good song it by stephen
egerton if you dont know who he is he is a member of the descendents
and in may 2010 he released a solo album where he played all the insturments
on the album so i picked this track cause im a fan of the descendents
this is the track that milo lent his vocal stylings to so remember this is not a descendents song its this guy here with milo singing the song title is she's got everything

Just Push Play Catch you on the flipside.

Masters of Menace

I have been looking for this movie for a long long time. It's finally on Youtube.



The whole movie. HERE

SOTD: Stiff Little Fingers - Bloody Sunday (1983)

Download the album All the Best HERE

SOTD - Sons and Daughters - This Gift (2008)

Download the album HERE

SOTD - Phil N the Blanks - PRL-8-53

Phil-N-the Blanks were from Chicago and their music was humorous with a political slant. PRL-8-53 was a "smart drug". You can read more about that HERE and download the song HERE.

SOTD (Song of the Day) : Bunnydrums - Little Room

Let's see if I can post one song a day, everyday. I doubt it...but here goes:

A bit of post-punk from 1981



Download it HERE

HEY YOU GUYS!!!!! LISTEN TO THIS SHIT!!!!!

Hello everyone this is hepkatjose the burrito king back on here to share
some music with you this is a podcast i was doing for some time now i was
doing it on a site that shall remain nameless but anyway i have roughly about
nine hours of good stuff for your earholes i will be putting them up here
for you to listen to them and i will also be working on some new stuff for you
little bastards never mind the episode number they will not be in order so with that said check it out let me know what you think there's plenty more where this came from.(all questions and comments must be submitted in writing thank you)
enjoy.

Catch you on the flipside...

Now for something different? well maybe not...

Hepkatjose here back from vacation to say i got something for you to listen to its coming soon!!!
you might like it you might not if you do there will be more even if you dont
im still gonna put up more check it out!!! but for now i leave you with this

catch you on the flipside....

The best part of waking up

I don't understand people who have beer before breakfast.

Beer WITH breakfast. That's how you do it.

Trash Men

I remember when I was young we had a big yard and we did some serious yard clean up.

My little brother dragged the trash cans full of leaves and dirt to the curb.

The trash men left it so we left it.
The next week they left it again.
Then the next week.

So Mom got on the phone and asked why they weren't emptying our cans. The person at the other end somehow knew which house we were and explained that the can was just too heavy. My mom says "Oh, I'm sorry...my eight year old son didn't tell me it was too heavy when he carried it out."

The next day wasn't trash day but for whatever reason the trash men showed up and emptied it.

And we have a winner!!!!!!

This is hepkatjose Well a while back i posted a picture of a band and asked
anyone if they knew who they were so low and behold someone
stepped up and answered that brain racking question and the answer was:
One Eye Open.. and as promised you win a cd dont complain about whats on
it its a cd and also some cherry ding dongs (it's an lsd thing dont ask.)
so now gaze upon your winnings in unspeakable awe!!! you like that one huh!!

Thank you for participating.
catch you on the flipside.

Jail Weddings

Best fucking band in L.A. right now

"The Spell Has Lifted"


"(Do You Think We're Gonna End Up on) Skid Row?"


"What Did You do with My Gun?"


"I Thought You Were Someone I Knew"

Wanna Buy A Monkey?

It's fucking President's Day!

...best day of the year

After Groundhog Day of course...

Does anyone remember what band this is???? and also some other stuff you should know

Remember these guys?? their not those one guys post a comment tell me what band they are and the first correct response will get a cd!! and some cherry ding dongs!!!! heres the pic.

And now for this:THURS APRIL 7th 2011 @ THE LONG BEACH ARENA LONG BEACH,CA
THE RETURN OF THE ALMIGHTY DESCENDENTS!!! THIS MARKS THE FIRST SHOW THE DESCENDENTS HAVE PLAYED IN THE LA AREA SINCE 1997(those were some good times)
TICKETS GO ON SALE TODAY!!! SO IF YOUR A TURE DESCENDENTS FAN AND I MEAN TRUE
FAN GET YOUR ASS OUT THERE AND GET THOSE FUCKIN TICKETS!!! NO POSERS IF YOU DONT KNOW THE DESCENDENTS BY NOW THEN YOULL NEVER KNOW THEM!!!(me being bitter cause i cant make it to the show.)This has been hepkatjose with a bit o info for those who deserve it sayin Catch you on the flipside.

DESCENDENTS

Psychotic Reaction

Dr. Hooey and the Beedeer

FREE LESS THAN JAKE PINS FUCK YEAH!!!!!

Whats up this is hepkatjose on here to tell you of my outing
to less than jake show last night in des moines iowa first off
there were a few opening bands witch were ok the first band
the dopamines were good i was alredy a couple of pints into
drinking when they came on they had a early screeching weasel
sound good beer drinking music the only thing that sucked was you had to
keep the adult beverages seprate from the kiddies so after them a few other
bands played i kept getting drunker and by the time LTJ came on i was
fucked up i got up on stage with LTJ had a drinking contest with a couple of
other guys i finished one of the other guys beers cause he couldnt do it
it was a fuckin blast anyway here are some shitty ass pics from my phone of the evening enjoy!!

Less than jake

me drinkin beer on stage!!!

after the show

and i did get that set of pins that you pay 10 dollars for
at hot topic for free!
Catch you on the flipside.

...I said "69"

Less Than Jake - ultra rare song. A cover of Bryan Adams' Summer of 69.



you can download it HERE

PUBLIC TELEVISION KICKS ASS!!!!!

Farmer Jason: Ode To A Toad

Farmer Jason | Myspace Music Videos

THIS ONE IS A KNEESLAPPER!!!!!

this is the dawning of the age of Obama

According to Obama's Facebook he was born August 4, 1961. This is 2011. That would make him 50 this upcoming August.

His Myspace had him listed as 52 years old in 2009.

People often say that "none of us are getting any younger". Well, that's not true. Obama is.
I, for one, say that that isn't fair, but, hey, what can I do. I am just one man.

...either that, or he's a liar...

...BUT, as Yahoo Serious said in Young Einstein "If you can't trust the governments of the world, who can you trust?"

It's gonna bring you down...huah!!