I went to the store tonight to buy some beer. At the counter they had all kinds of hard candies.
Orange flavor.
Grape flavor.
Fruit punch flavor.
Lemon lime flavor.
Cherry flavor.
How come you never see plum flavor?
Plums are good. I like plums. You like plums.
Why don't candy companies make plum flavored candy?
Bastards.
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