Bull Ice

...after a night of loud punk music and heavy drug use we woke up the next morning with only a few bucks between us. We just had enough for a couple of 50 cent Tacos a Tripas and then we decided to see what alcohol we could find at some little shithole liquor store next door to Tacos El Rey.

The heavens were shining upon us that day as we saw one of the most amazing spectacles known to man. 22 oz bottles of beer for 49 cents!
It was called Bull Ice. We never heard of it but for that price it would be our new favorite beer. We stepped out into the burning sun of that August morning and took a healthy swig.
It cost 49 cents a bottle. I think we got ripped off. It tasted like old pennies and mold and there was shit floating in it that looked like fish food. I think we managed to swallow that mouthful but we were done. We spilled it out and toadstools grew out of the ground where it flowed into the ground to return to the hell from whence it came.
It wasn't the worst beer I ever had. That came later when Big Boss Jake Mocha tried brewing his own beer at home. It tasted exactly the way that a sweaty fat homeless man with log hair and a ZZ Top beard smells.
When discussing the worst beers ever Big Boss is the winner. But I'll never forget the 49 cent Bull Ice

It's been years since I had it but now that I know it's real and it's still being sold I want to try it again.