...and your husband wants to be a girl...

The original theme song for Cheers had the lines:

"You roll out of bed...Mr. Coffee's dead...the morning's looking bright...and your shrink ran off to Europe and didn't even write...and your husband wants to be a girl...be glad there's one place in the world...where everybody knows your name..."

Pac Man, 7Up, and Kim Carnes???

Take Kim Carnes singing Bette Davis Eyes with altered lyrics, turn Pac Man red, and put them in a 7Up commercial:


Here's a longer version of the song:


Who knew that the 7Up spot was related to Pac Man?

Married...with Aquabats

It's the Bat Commander in the red cap:


...you may turn off the idiot box, now.